Sunday, October 1, 2017

And Yet It Still Wasn't Even Close


It seems odd to single out one of Trump's tweets as bizarre, but this tweet is just bizarre. Second place is just the polite way to say that you're the winner of the losers. But if that's the way you want to roll, congratulations on losing so successfully.

Thursday, August 17, 2017

Confederate Statues



We should have left these up, because apparently bad things happen when you try to erase history.

Saturday, August 12, 2017

Remember How Steve Jobs Made Apple Great Again

Remember how Steve Jobs opened every keynote presentation with a recount of his triumphant return to Apple. Remember how Steve Jobs constantly reminded us of the failed policies of his predecessors Gil Amelio and John Scully.

Remember how Steve Jobs said "We have to embrace this notion that for Apple to win Microsoft has to lose." Remember how Steve Jobs said "And if we screw up and we don’t do a good job, it’s not our fault. It’s somebody else’s fault."

Remember how Steve Jobs constantly announced great new products coming out real soon, that never came out ever. Remember how every time Steve Jobs said something about technology, it was apparent he knew nothing about technology. Remember how Steve Jobs was a visionary who took a hands-off approach to the design of his company's products.

Yeah, I don't remember any of that either.

Sunday, July 23, 2017

You’ve Been Gone?



Proof that they miss you when you've been gone for weeks.

Or, at the very least, wonder why the heater in their favorite chair stopped working.

Saturday, June 10, 2017

Adam West 1928 - 2017

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Batmaaaaaan!
Na na na na na na na na na na na na
Batmaaaaaan!
Na na na na na na na na na na na na
Batmaaaaaan!
Na na na na na na na na na na na na
Batmaaaaaan!
Na na na na na na na na na na na na
Batman! Batman! Batman!
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Batman! Batman! Batman!
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da!
Batmaaaaaan!