Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 5, 2019

Disappointed Yet Again

When I am Earth Overlord, it will be a crime to create a TV series without a detailed plan for bringing it to a satisfying conclusion. This decree will be retroactive for Game of Thrones.

Sunday, June 3, 2018

DoNots

When I am Earth Overlord, it will be a crime for donut shops to be open but not have any donuts available. That's just wrong.

Thursday, February 15, 2018

Star Trek: Discovery

The Good: Clint Howard's cameo is the highlight of season 1.
The Bad: Clint Howard's cameo is the highlight of season 1.
The Ugly: Midichlorians and Jar Jar Binks.

Saturday, December 9, 2017

Hey Idiot, Rotate Your Phone

When I am Earth Overlord, smartphones will deliver an electric shock if you try to record video in portrait orientation.

Monday, November 27, 2017

Justice League

  • Not as bad as I expected
  • Not as good as it should have been
  • Objects on screen are as fake as they appear
  • Why is The Flash dressed like The Tin Man?
  • DC 2017 = Marvel 2008

Friday, November 17, 2017

He Lives



I’m have come here to chew bubblegum and cut taxes... and I’m all out of bubblegum.

Sunday, November 5, 2017

Thor: Ragnarok

  • Funniest MCU movie yet, but not as funny as Deadpool
  • Best of the Thor trilogy
  • Move over Hulk Smash! Hulk Talk!
  • Another day, another Doug