You’ve Been Gone?

Proof that they miss you when you've been gone for weeks.

Or, at the very least, wonder why the heater in their favorite chair stopped working.

Lock and Load

If you’re thinking of using a national guard armory as a one stop shopping location for all your zombie eradication needs during the coming apocalypse, you might want to revise your plans. Apparently they’re not all stocked to the brim with guns, ammunition, grenades, explosives, vehicles, survival gear, and other sundry items.

We checked out this armory on a trip to Tyler, TX and were dismayed to learn that the only weapon present was the howitzer sitting out front. Even worse, the only way we could use it to kill zombies was to push it off a roof and have it squish them.



Forewarned is forearmed. We'll be doing all our looting at Academy and Walmart.

Let’s Eat Out

Hooters: Promoting family values for over thirty years.

Life is a Highway

“It doesn’t matter where you start the road is just as long / It’s not the destination it’s the journey makes you strong” (Gill, Janis and Schlitz, Don. "Uphill All the Way”. Buffalo Zone. Sweethearts of the Rodeo).

One Star Hotel

The only working phone in the room.