Justice League

• Not as bad as I expected
• Not as good as it should have been
• Objects on screen are as fake as they appear
• Why is The Flash dressed like The Tin Man?
• DC 2017 = Marvel 2008

He Lives

I’m have come here to chew bubblegum and cut taxes... and I’m all out of bubblegum.

Thor: Ragnarok

• Funniest MCU movie yet, but not as funny as Deadpool
• Best of the Thor trilogy
• Move over Hulk Smash! Hulk Talk!
• Another day, another Doug

And Yet It Still Wasn't Even Close

In analyzing the Alabama Primary race,FAKE NEWS always fails to mention that the candidate I endorsed went up MANY points after endorsement!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 30, 2017

It seems odd to single out one of Trump's tweets as bizarre, but this tweet is just bizarre. Second place is just the polite way to say that you're the winner of the losers. But if that's the way you want to roll, congratulations on losing so successfully.

Confederate Statues

We should have left these up, because apparently bad things happen when you try to erase history.

Remember How Steve Jobs Made Apple Great Again

Remember how Steve Jobs opened every keynote presentation with a recount of his triumphant return to Apple. Remember how Steve Jobs constantly reminded us of the failed policies of his predecessors Gil Amelio and John Scully.

Remember how Steve Jobs said "We have to embrace this notion that for Apple to win Microsoft has to lose." Remember how Steve Jobs said "And if we screw up and we don’t do a good job, it’s not our fault. It’s somebody else’s fault."

Remember how Steve Jobs constantly announced great new products coming out real soon, that never came out ever. Remember how every time Steve Jobs said something about technology, it was apparent he knew nothing about technology. Remember how Steve Jobs was a visionary who took a hands-off approach to the design of his company's products.

Yeah, I don't remember any of that either.

Kitty v Smelly Socks