Sunday, November 17, 2013

Packaging

When I’m Earth Overlord, there will be strict edicts on packaging that's difficult to remove without industrial strength tools, product damage, or bodily injury. In my magnificent justness, guilt and punishment will be adjudicated through trial by packaging. Violators will be chained to the bottom of a pit which fills with water in two minutes. The key to their bonds, life, and innocence will be placed inside their own packaging.

Thursday, November 14, 2013

Slug Execution



The penalty for entering the forbidden zone of the cat's food dish: death by salting!