Sunday, October 27, 2013

Notes for the Zombie Apocalypse

Assumptions: zombies attracted to noise; slow-moving zombies.

High priority will be given to finding vehicles that can be used for crushing zombies. Likely candidates include Brink’s armored trucks, army Explosive Ordnance Disposal (EOD) vehicles, monster trucks, steam rollers, combine harvesters, bulldozers, and tanks.

Open areas will be cleared of zombies by attracting them with loud music and then running over them from the safety of a vehicle. Buildings will be cleared with a cautious multi-step procedure. First, external doors will be opened so that zombies can be attracted outside and crushed. Second, internal doors will be opened and the process repeated. Finally, room to room searches will be used to dispatch any remaining zombies.

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